Going into the bunker!

All this talk of bunkers got us thinking.

To aid our research we watched a few programs on the ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT NAZI’S WERE BAD PEOPLE CHANNEL ie. National Geographic.

Based on this extensive research we think we know what it all means:

The end is near.

But who will be the Eva Braun of City Tatts?

Or is Mark Cooper going to marry Milorad Sekuljica in the final days?

City Tatts Information Desk

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$6 million gone on the property development – and they’re cutting wages

The twisted priorities at City Tatts are now plain for all to see.

It is generally accepted that close to $6 million has been spent on Tony Guilfoyle’s attempt at a property development. And we still don’t know if that includes the Colliers fee.

As of today, there is basically nothing to show for this money. Nothing.

Not one apartment has been sold. There is no builder. There isn’t even a building design to show to a builder. No one knows if there is any money to pay for construction. And, after four years, they have yet to achieve the most basic first stage of any development, planning approval of the concept.

A few weeks ago, Marcelo Veloz informed the floor staff that their hours would be cut, to save money.

It was only a matter of time before it came to this. The club was under pressure anyway from the continual loss of members over 12 years. Clearly the additional strain of the property development was too much to bear.

But will this affect spending on the property development?

Pat Campion says it will continue as before!

City Tatts Information Desk


Did you know Annette Niven represents the Committee?

Normally people seek election to the board of their club because they want to represent the members.

But things have not been normal at City Tattersalls Club for some time.

If you want proof have a look at Annette Niven’s 100 word election manifesto.

Incredibly, she believes her role is to represent the board to the members!

Is this a freudian slip?

Or the most honest statement in the whole manifesto?

You be the judge.

Remember, the rumour at the time was that she was enlisted to help push through the property development.

City Tatts Information Desk

 


Almost sold out!

Have you ever seen an ad saying “Tickets Selling Fast”, the day before a concert.

Well, if you have, you can be sure that ticket sales are very slow. If they were really selling fast there wouldn’t be an ad!

And notice the ad does not say “There is very little interest in this concert” or “We still have plenty of tickets” or anything like that.

Isn’t it just the same with Chief Liar Campion claiming he has a solution to the Land & Environment Court heritage problem?

If he really had a solution, wouldn’t he just go down to Sydney Council and lodge a new DA with the solution included?

The fact that he is talking to a newspaper about having an answer is a good indication he has nothing. The publicity about everything being on track is because he has no solution.

And, of course, the publicity does not say “I have no idea what to do now” or “Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong” or “It’s a complete shambles”.

That would be too much to expect from the Chief Liar.

City Tatts Information Desk

 


Marcelo Veloz using same backwards logic as Guilfoyle

Hardly a day goes by without hearing another story of Marcelo Veloz doing something Tony Guilfoyle used to do.

It’s like there was a Guilfoyle factory somewhere, and they just ordered another one.

His latest paranoid attempts to cover his tracks is a good example.

One of the lasting memories of Guilfoyle’s shambolic tenure was the backwards logic he applied to his own mistakes.

He made massive blunders, caused enormous damage to the Club, and seemed to be surprised when members started to notice it.

So what did he do?

Did he reverse his blunders?

Not on your life!

The buffoon put all his efforts into preventing members finding out about his mistakes. Most of the time he could have fixed the problems with less effort than he put into hiding them.

This bluffer Veloz is doing exactly the same.

Moving the finance department, aka Humpty Dumpty and the Internal Auditor, to a secure vault was a bit silly.

BUT TRYING TO SEAL OFF THE WHOLE ADMIN AREA, IN A MEMBERS CLUB, IS THE DUMBEST THING HE HAS DONE YET!

City Tatts Information Desk

 

 


Patrick Campion – Out on his own!

Everything Patrick Campion says or does now indicates a man no longer thinking rationally.

He is so confused he’s doing a good job of proving everything being said about him.

Within a week of a blog pointing out that he’s the only one on the committee still pushing the property development, what does he do?

He contacts the Daily Telegraph to tell them he still hopes to do a property development! But, of course, being Campion he has no idea when or how it will happen.

And notice it’s just Campion. No one else from City Tatts is mentioned. Not the committee. Not the CEO. Just Campion.

He’s showing that all he cares about is a property developemnt.

Meanwhile the club is in complete disarray.

They’re running promotions to give away memberships.

And then they tell staff they’re cutting their hours because there’s so few in the club!

City Tatts Information Desk


Did you know City Tatts has it’s own high performance bunker?

Members have been reporting, and laughing, about the relocation of the club’s finance department from the main admin area to the old doctor’s rooms. This was a Veloz idea and one that proves this bloke is a complete fool.

We say this because he moved the club’s overpaid accountant and his sidekick from their regular positions on the floor to their new bunker to protect the club’s financials!

This must be a joke because the way the club has under-performed for so long no one in their right mind would be remotely interested in the financials or financial modelling used by these goons. After all, what good would these details be? We guess they might be useful if you wanted to destroy a business or try to stop it in it’s tracks. With the club in such steep decline for so long, what good would the financials be to anyone but themselves?

Luckily for the club’s members the doctors have already moved out. Because given this bloke’s ideas to date imagine leaving him in charge of the doctor’s rooms when the medicine cabinet was full of pills, or the scalpel was left lying around!

City Tatts Information Desk