Another new kid on the block?

What is getting fatter than Mark Cooper by the minute?

Give up? Would you believe the second floor admin area, which has a new kid on the block?

Yes, it’s hard to believe but there is a new employee of the female variety now employed in the admin area. What is going on? Just when you thought it was starting to thin out up there along comes another Veloz puppet. We are just gathering the details of the latest “appointment” and will be ever so delighted to bring you the story soon. How do you think the Queen of Poisonous Culture will take it? After all she was moved on to cut costs and nothing to do with bonking the staff, or that’s what Veloz told the board (Yes, we have eyes and ears in the boardroom too).

It just goes to show what a fool Veloz is. He must know staff are looking and laughing at him for employing all of these useless pieces of crap who do nothing except report back to him on who is saying what to whom?

Now before you ask we will tell you. The newbie is ………. Chilean.

You probably guessed that anyway.

Centrelink must have their own Chilean misfits section because it’s impossible to gather so many imbeciles in one place to use as expensive eyes and ears like Veloz does. He must get them from somewhere, and given that they are all unemployable except at City Tatts it must be some kind of Centrelink operation supplying them.

The one thing with this one is that everyone knows this “new hire” is acting for Veloz and is wary of her. The other thing staff keep asking is when will the garbage stop being dropped into the club.

This must be the most expensive spying operation in a club in Sydney. It goes without saying, being a Veloz operation, it’s a complete failure.

City Tatts Information Desk


The ghosts of City Tatts (2)

Remember the reference to ghosts? And recall Veloz’s main occupation of thief? Put these together and you can have ghost employees on the payroll that don’t exist. In any normal place the payroll is a specialist area, but not at City Tatts. There they just get a non-English speaking friend of the CEO to do the job.

We have spoken to three CEO’s in similar sized clubs to City Tatts and all three have advised of their practice to distance themselves from payroll appointments, let alone hire their friends for the role. The main reason for keeping away from the payroll appointments is to ensure a culture of compliance is set and driven from the top down. But at City Tatts the best practice guidelines seem to be forgotten, or should we say thrown out the window.

Puttimg this bloke Veloz in charge of a club is a disaster waiting to happen. Allowing him the freedom to hire for positions such as payroll and put his mates in the role is just dumb.

Hey come to think of it this might be why the Queen of Poisonous Culture got the spear. She would have been one person who would have picked up on ghost employees but now she is gone, just like Nazar. Of course Mark Cooper is still there. He will surely pick up on any payments to fictitious employees, won’t he? Don’t hold your breath, because he hasn’t picked up on one piece of thieving that has gone on under his nose in the most corrupt club in Sydney in twenty years, so why would he start now?

We will be interested to see just where this one goes now that it’s been exposed. Just leave it to The Ferret.

City Tatts Information Desk

The ghosts of City Tatts (1)

City Tatts is an old building so there are bound to be a few ghosts rattling around the old place.

Well The Ferret can report that you can expect a few more ghosts in the place soon. You see Marcelo Veloz is so good at thieving, just ask Dolly’s at Lidcombe, some think he actually invented it.

So what’s this got to do with ghosts? Well for about five years the club had a dedicated and loyal payroll officer in Nazar. As mentioned in previous blogs Nazar went for a tipple with some of his poisonous colleagues and said something one of the grubs took offence to. As a result Veloz made him walk the plank for this approach that offended. Although we must add this offensive action took place on Nazar’s personal time away from the club so what did it have to do with Veloz, or why would Veloz take this action?

Well we can now report the missing piece in this jigsaw. Veloz had a ready made replacement for Nazar in the shape of the previously mentioned Chilean Garbo known as Fernando. How sweet and cute, just cut Nazar and parachute Fernando in.

Only one problem, Fernando can’t speak English so why go to the trouble of doing this? This is where The Ferret has got right in and found the juicy stuff.

Stay tuned.

City Tatts Information Desk

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

You saw the latest blog about the Chilean garbage workers being dropped into City Tatts. Now you need to know about Fernando.

To the outside world Fernando looks like a humble garbologist. And that’s the opinion of those who deal with him every day. And we at the City Tatts Information Desk thought if a bloke is doing a good job leave him alone, let this one slide. That was until The Ferret got stuck into the meat of this one.

Fernando was employed as a bar attendant. This is true because, well, he could attend the bar he was working at. In fact he can barely speak any English. So where did this piece of garbage come from and how did he get to City Tatts?

The Ferret has been on the case and can report that Fernando was planted in the club by Veloz to seek out the bloggers. Only problem was that those in the know were on to him straight away and played him for the fool he is. They ran him around in circles until he was dizzy, not that it was difficult to do because he isn’t very bright.

When his cover was blown Veloz came up with his most ambitious plan yet. He sacked Nazar, the payroll officer, and transported the none speaking Chilean Garbo Fernando into the payroll officer’s job. Yes, you read that right! A non-English speaking Garbo lookalike was entrusted with¬†the payroll for 200 employees totalling seven million dollars annually.

It’s hard to think of a good reason for this and The Ferret will reveal all soon.

Can you hear the drums Fernando?

City Tatts Information Desk

Welcome to the new Chilean Embassy

It appears you need a Chilean passport to get a gig at City Tatts today. Why is this so? Well, it’s because of the club’s latest thieving CEO Marcelo Veloz.

You see he is Chilean and he has a wide and distinguished circle of Chilean friends, all of whom it seems need a job. Now with the high turnover of staff at the club it stands to reason that there are always plenty of vacancies, right? While this is true the obvious question is if these new Chileans who keep popping up at City Tatts were such good workers wouldn’t they already have jobs somewhere else, or even careers? In other words why are they hoping for a gig from Veloz? Just maybe they are not that good, so why would Veloz want to hire them?

Or maybe they are a new type of “job asylum seekers”? You know, they are being “persecuted” by other employers ie. being let go because they can’t do the job, so they seek “job asylum” at their new embassy, City Tattersalls Club?

But knowing Veloz he might have a plan, like the high performance bunker that doesn’t work. Or a plan like making a profit through the desperate sale of intangible goods that he trumpeted at the last AGM. Whatever it is you can be sure it involves rorting and thieving because otherwise it just doesn’t make sense.

Why overlook good, capable local staff for Chilean garbage? It doesn’t make sense, does it?

We think we need to call on The Ferret to look into this.

City Tatts Information Desk

Was Krispy Kreme advising Tony Guilfoyle all along?

Here’s a question from a City Tatts watcher:

“This new bloke on the Committee, Krispy Kreme or whatever his name is, has been a member for 18 years.”

“And he’s a gym regular like most of the committee”

“So he was probably close to Tony Guilfoyle for most of his time as Secretary/Manager until he was marched out the door in 2016.”

“But this bloke is also a property manager.”

“So he would have been close to Guilfoyle¬†at the start of the property development in 2012.”

“Does this mean he was advising Guilfoyle on the property development all along?”

City Tatts Information Desk

The Uncle Ray fallout. The true story, Part 2.

There is more to Uncle Rays’s sudden departure from City Tatts.

According to people in the club connected to the latest failure on the club’s books, the Chinese restaurant, Uncle Ray began to have concerns about Pete from Parra. Those in the know tell us that Pete from Parra, the stooge Marcelo Veloz put into the club to rob, yes rob, the Chinese restaurant didn’t like Uncle Ray and told Veloz that Uncle Ray called him a bad name, best described as a part of the female genitalia.

Now does a man who is old enough to qualify for the pension, the same man who has been treated for life threatening cancer and during such treatment has been brought back to life twice, the same man who staff and members of City Tatts respect and call Uncle, seem like a man who would threaten to punch out a bar attendant very much his junior and abuse a Chinese chef aligned to the CEO?

No, we don’t buy it either and we will be dissecting this one very closely. It just goes to show what a disgusting little cretin Veloz is. Dedicated readers of this blog will be much the wiser for reading what we uncover on this matter.

City Tatts Information Desk