Fancy Nancy gets something in writing from Daniel Graham

Remember the little gaming attendant that gets her favourite shifts and little cash tips from Daniel Graham? The same little gaming attendant that flaunts her assets around Daniel Graham knowing full well he walks around like a dog on heat when she is in the room?

Well !!

How things change in the blink of an eye, or should we say after being exposed on a blog!

Staff are in raptures at the latest goings-on between this pair. Apparently Daniel got the jitters when we exposed him for giving Fancy Nancy the tips he was getting for doing members draws. So how did he balance the ledger so to speak? HE GAVE FANCY NANCY A WRITTEN WARNING! And for what? You won’t guess it in a million years so we will tell you. Poor Fancy Nancy got the written warning from Daniel Graham for providing ………. exceptional customer service.

So what was the exceptional customer service Nancy gave? Would you believe it if we told you that a huge pokie player at City Tatts asked Nancy for a hamburger from McDonalds? Nancy being ever so keen for a tip, a tip as in gratuity, obliged and provided the member with a Macca’s hamburger. This kept the big gambler at the machines longer and helped them lose much more than they wanted to lose, but at least they got their daily fix of Macca’s. Nancy also got a nice little tip. So what’s the problem? Well, according to Marcelo Veloz puppet Daniel Graham, Nancy went “outside the scope of her duties”.

Now why would Daniel do this? Was he jealous of Nancy giving the big gambler a little tender loving care by getting the triple cheese deluxe burger and was miffed that he didn’t get a little triple cheese deluxe burger himself from Nancy? Or did the recent blog exposing him as a rorter using tips from members draws to curry favour with Nancy force his hand?

Either way credit where credit’s due. This Daniel Graham is a constant source of entertainment.

City Tatts Information Desk


Where is Uncle Ray?

Has anyone seen Uncle Ray?

Well firstly we should tell you who Uncle Ray is. Uncle Ray is a distinguished gent in his sixties who has been a middle management employee of City Tatts for twenty odd years. We can’t get his exact age but it would be safe to say he is eligible for the $2.50 bus ticket all pensioners get when they reach their golden years. In the past few years he hasn’t enjoyed the best of health and has had large and aggressive cancers cut from his body followed by multiple bouts of chemotherapy to prolong his life.

Now you are probably asking yourself why a person with those health issues would want to hang around the putrid stink hole that City Tatts has become for twenty years. We don’t know either but we do know he hasn’t been seen for about two months now and we are wondering where he is.

Has he left the club’s employ to chase a bigger rainbow? We doubt it given his health history. Maybe he has been thrown under the same bus as the Queen of Poisonous Culture? We are not sure but would like to find out so this is a shout out to all scouts who might be able to solve the puzzle for us.

So where is Uncle Ray? If anyone knows please phone with the details on this very pertinent question.

We look forward to hearing from you.

City Tatts Information Desk

Are Mark Cooper and Daniel Graham related?

We have to ask the question, are Mark Cooper and Daniel Graham related? We ask because their career paths are so similar.

Look at Cooper, he has bludged off the club for thirty odd years. He aligned himself to Guilfoyle and took the easy road, the soft option to getting ahead and having a career. Now look at where he is. He is locked in the high performance bunker and only brought out at feeding times. If only he had got going a few years ago and left all the covering up of Guilfoyle’s rorting and thieving he could be in a better position today.

But could he have left?

We doubt it. No, make that we are sure he couldn’t, because he is unqualified and who wants an unqualified bookkeeper, at $200,000?

Looking at Mark’s magical career progression do you see a similarity with Daniel Graham?

Daniel Graham has followed Marcelo Veloz from club to club for years. Why? He must know Veloz’s shady past. He only has to check with industry sources, or do something as simple as check the internet for clues. It’s all there.

Come to think of it, that’s all Mark Cooper had to do in regards to Guilfoyle. Actually, where Mark Cooper is concerned it’s infinitely worse because he was fully involved in all the stealing. Do you think he wishes now he had got on his bike about twenty years ago?

But will Daniel Graham follow Marcelo Veloz for twenty years?

City Tatts Information Desk

Kumar Kalyanakumar Kwiz

According to Kumar Kalyanakumar’s profile he has qualifications to be proud of. Listed amongst his many accolades obtained along the way is a Master’s degree in finance. Very impressive indeed.

Now having the qualifications is one thing, being able to do the job is another. If he is who he says he is why would he even remotely consider the City Tatts director position he was appointed to?

City Tatts is a financial basket case, for which certain individuals will be held to account eventually, so why would he want to put his head into this mess? Is he ego driven, does he see it as a stepping stone? Maybe he is not very bright, like the rest of them. Whatever the reason, it doesn’t make sense.

Now moving right along, the little test we will place in front of him is to evaluate the performance of another financial genius, the club’s financial powerhouse Mr Mark Cooper. If Kalyanakumar is who he says he is he will have Cooper’s number in the box very quickly.

So over to you Mr Kalyanakumar. We are relying on you to investigate the mismanagement, the largesse and the thieving that Mark Cooper has known about and covered up. Go and ask the real questions, starting with a request to see Cooper’s qualifications. Our information is that you will be waiting a while because he doesn’t have any. If that’s not reason enough to push this $200,000 fleabag out the door, nothing is.

Over to you Kumar Kalyanakumar, show us what you can do.

City Tatts Information Desk

Another Veloz victim bites the dust!

Gee Marcelo Veloz has been a very busy man of late. Very busy concocting stories to strip ordinary staff of their basic right to work in a stress-free, nontoxic environment.

The Queen of Poisonous Culture, Kristina St. Vincent would know. She was let go once her handiwork was done, albeit handiwork orchestrated by Veloz.

Now let us tell you the story of the payroll officer, Nazar.

We won’t divulge his surname to protect him from more humilation after the bucket of shit Veloz already dumped on him.

Nazar was a long term employee. Apparently he started in the Esperanto Room as a waiter but had qualifications in finance. Come to think of it, he could have been a cheaper alternative to Mark Cooper, and done a better job. Certainly he couldn’t have done worse.

Anyway, given that Cooper had the finance controller role tied up for any number of reasons (except ability and performance) Nazar got the gig as payroll manager. This all happened years ago.

Now according to well placed sources Nazar was out with a few staff having a few beverages. Something was said that someone didn’t like. The next day he found himself before a “court martial” in the shape of Marcelo Veloz. Nazar was then sacked for bullying and harassment.

Yes, you heard that right.

So let’s recap. Nazar goes out for a few sherbets with a couple of colleagues from City Tatts. Why he would want to socialise with those imbeciles is hard to to say but that’s his own business. They then get into a discussion which one of the imbeciles doesn’t agree with or doesn’t like. The imbecile then runs to Veloz and gives him a one-sided version of what Nazar said. And Veloz sacks Nazar.

If you find this difficult to believe just ask any floor staff at City Tattersalls Club. They all know about it and are all talking about it.

City Tatts Information Desk

Marshmallow Memo

Dear Partners

How was your weekend? Did you have a good one? It was great to see the Roosters perform so well, but then again they are the Roosters. We are the best!

Our club is just as good. We are lucky to have an equally strong team here every day. Just take Humpty Dumpty as an example.

Now before you say anything, I know Humpty has worked here his entire adult life. He never once considered going anywhere else. He has eaten for free every day he’s been here and in fact often lamented that when he takes holidays he has to pay for his own food. I’m surprised he hasn’t moved closer to the club so he can eat for free on the weekend. Essentially he has lived off the club.

Humpty is good at using things up, especially the club, but you are probably wondering why he has kept his job? Well that’s easy to answer. I need a bigger fool than me because it deflects the heat away from me, heat I believe that is going to be turned up sooner or later. I know Humpty can’t go anywhere else because no one else would have him. He should be included in the club’s liabilities on the balance sheet. But I need him here to take the blame for all the mismanagement.

Before I arrived eighteen months ago I didn’t realise what a diabolical state the club was in. When I got here I started to review systems and practices and the first thing I noticed was that Humpty was an imbecile. Then I read on City Tatts Information Desk that Humpty was unqualified and the whole picture started to fall into place. Now being the fair man that I am, in the interests of full disclosure I must advise that I too am unqualified. And while it is true I was moved on from previous roles for rorting, at no stage have I ever presided over the scale of destruction that Humpty has been a part of.

Our club is now in the hands of a Chinese developer as he was the only one who would lend us the money to continue. Why is this so? Because Humpty Dumpty the finance man closed his eyes to the rorting and thieving his good mate Tweedledum carried on for years.

Does this make Humpty as guilty as Tweedledum? I think so, but I need Humpty here so I always have a scapegoat a few steps away in the bunker.

Please stop making snide remarks about Humpty Dumpty and just let him eat whatever he wants. That way I have the safety net I need to keep pretending I know what I am doing.

Have a good night everybody, sleep tight and keep the dream alive.

Best Wishes

Thoughts and regards to former employees

Your friend first and executioner second

Marshmallow Veloz

The Pink Panther Strikes Again!

There is another reason why Veloz wanted to get rid of the Duty Manager. He suspected him of writing the blogs.

That’s why he instructed Kristina St. Vincent to harass him, starting about six months ago. That in itself tells you that the “official” reason for his departure, allegedly based on something that happened two weeks ago, is a sham.

And why did Veloz suspect the Duty Manager of writing the blogs?

To understand that you need to know how much the blogs affect Veloz. He is absolutely psychotic about the blogs!

As a result of the stress brought on by the blogs another personality has emerged inside his head – Inspector Clouseau!

So keep that in mind while we try to explain this.

Apparently the Duty Manager’s internal reports were a bit longer than others in the club. So Veloz in his Inspector Clouseau persona concluded that he was writing the blogs!

Yes, really, that’s the reason!

Of course the DM was not a match for another of Clouseau’s clues: the use of the word “imbecile”.

Yes, Inspector Clouseau noted the common use of the word “imbecile” in blogs about Veloz and his collection of misfits. So he instructed said misfits to listen out for any use of the word by employees, or members.

We are not making this up!

Inspector Clouseau, aka Marcelo Veloz, instructed his team of misfits to listen out for any use of the word “imbecile”.

And you wonder why the club is going downhill?!!

And still Veloz has no idea who writes the blogs.

Not a clue.

City Tatts Information Desk